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| 3 Yuccas, Folly Beach, SC © Doug Hickok There hasn't been much in the headlines lately about yuccas, so you're probably wondering why that is. Could it be there's a media blackout, a government cover-up, a yucca conspiracy in the making? Is what "they" know about yuccas too unnerving for us to hear? So dangerous for the public that yucca knowledge must be hidden? Well, I have the inside scoop, and believe now is the moment to reveal the shocking truth about yuccas. After all, someone must rise to the occasion... Yuccas actually belong to the lily family, Liliaceae (WHAT!?). Yes, furthermore, the cup-like flowers open at night but aren't particularly fragrant (NO WAY, GET OUT!). It's a fact. And to make matters worse, the southeastern species, Aloe Yucca, yucca aloifolia, grows as tall as 25 feet! (SAY NO MORE, SAY NO MORE!). Good citizens, it's time to revolt against the cover-up! Spread the word. The shocking truth about yuccas must be told! To learn more, visit www.yuccamania.com ( Please note, Yuccamania should not be confused with any small Eastern European nations). Also, coming soon to a city near you, Yuccapalooza! |
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