There was a time, long ago, when knights were brave and chivalrous. But the knights I tell a tale of were not. When trouble called, they were no where to be found. When damsels were distressed, they ran away. When jousting tournaments came to town, they claimed a prior commitment. When lords called upon them for support in battle, they hummed loudly and put their fingers in their ears. When a quest was required, they sent their squires. These my friends were The Knights of the Yellow Round Table.